Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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