we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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