I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
tell me about the fingering
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