people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In America we eat man semen.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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