Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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