I must be too annoying 4 u.
You work out of a Hotel?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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