And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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