You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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