kristin has been a bad kristin
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
