need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you had me at cake vodka
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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