how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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