Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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