Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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