Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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