She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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