she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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