i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
How external is "for external use only"?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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