Its about making memories worth repressing
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Drunk is not a location!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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