She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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