that's an acceptable place to lick
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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