it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just cropdusted the office
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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