omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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