my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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