Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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