I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There r osticjed everywhere
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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