great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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