I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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