But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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