Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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