So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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