..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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