Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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