I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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I need you to use more vowels.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
