Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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