yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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