I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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