So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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