yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You made out with two different species that night
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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