just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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