what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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