bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What drink are we having for lunch?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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