Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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