If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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