Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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