So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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