"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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