Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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