I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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