You work out of a Hotel?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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