He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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