I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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