god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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