I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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