I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
smell my finger.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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