Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Houston, we have a squirter
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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