the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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