Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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