just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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