DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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